Christmas eve highlights

*Early this morning my family-tolerance fizzled out, it lasted me a week.
*Put perfume that came in a small lipgloss-like dish on my lips. Didn't want to offend the gift givers, so I didn't mention that it tasted like poison. Later was ridiculed for being so clearly uncool.
*Went to 2 Christmas services.
*After first Christmas service, went to neighbors home and had dinner with several members of our church, including the minister and his wife.
*Got the minister drunk, along with several members of the choir.
*Midnight Church service went well, minister was jovial and rosy about the cheeks.
*An old, confused lady put her wine sipper in the wrong place after communion, started a chain of confusion as jovial minister tried to discreetly get things back on track.
*Watched a friend with a nose piercing dig in her nose; she had a booger caught on the back of the stud. Gross.
*Now off to bed: my parents keep insisting that Santa doesn't come until everyone is asleep. Despite my being a sophomore in college.

Good times!